I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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