How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
