I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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