You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Randomize
