sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
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She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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