eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
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I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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