I think scott just propositioned me for sex
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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