38 yer olds are good kisserssss
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
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It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
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I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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