Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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