I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
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I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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