Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
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I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
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You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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