I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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