i don't like sucking hair
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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