P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
