Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
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Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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