i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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