Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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