i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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