We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
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My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
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I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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