Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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