she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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