you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
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He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
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Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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