woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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