Cold hands, warm shart.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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