Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
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he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
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