careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
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I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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