so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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