My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
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I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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