you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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