I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
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It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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