WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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