i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
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I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
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The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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