If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Randomize
