Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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