I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
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