ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
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STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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