I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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