I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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