Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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