once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
They have beer where we have blood.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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