I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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