he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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