I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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