awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
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I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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