I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
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go home
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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