standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
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Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
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I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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