But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
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Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
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Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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