Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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