You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
that is very illegal...i love you.
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