Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I just had sex on a roof
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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