He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Help. Why am I so naked?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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