My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
