Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Randomize
