we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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